Congratulations. You’re retired.
Your new job is doing whatever the hell you like.
This cheeky retirement card is for the woman who has finally waved goodbye to work emails, pointless meetings, office politics and pretending to care about quarterly targets.
Featuring a gloriously happy Laughing Through The Wrinkles retiree in tropical holiday mode, complete with sun hat, cocktail and a permanent out-of-office attitude, it is made for someone ready to swap deadlines for holidays, hobbies, naps, long lunches, garden projects, family visits and doing absolutely nothing without explaining herself.
Perfect for mums, nans, sisters, wives, aunties, friends, colleagues, neighbours and any newly retired woman who has fully earned the right to disappear somewhere sunny whenever she pleases.
Card Details
Premium 5×7 inch greeting card
Bold full-colour front design
Printed message inside
Blank left inside panel for your own message
Envelope included
Free UK delivery
Designed by Laughing Through The Wrinkles
Printed to order
Inside Message
No alarm clock.
No meetings.
No pretending to care about quarterly targets.
Just more time for naps, holidays, hobbies
and becoming the family member
who is mysteriously always
“away somewhere nice.”
Enjoy every glorious minute.
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