Congratulations! You’re Retired – Do Whatever the Hell You Like Card

£5.99

A funny retirement card for the newly retired legend whose diary is now gloriously free of meetings, alarms and people asking for “a quick favour”.

Premium 5×7 inch greeting card with envelope included and free UK delivery.

Congratulations. You’re retired.

Your new job is doing whatever the hell you like.

This cheeky retirement card is made for the person who has finally escaped the alarm clock, the office politics, the meetings that should have been emails and the strange belief that anyone needs to discuss targets on a Friday afternoon.

Featuring a larger-than-life Laughing Through The Wrinkles character in full retirement mode, this card is perfect for someone ready to swap work emails for holidays, hobbies, naps, garden projects, golf days, long lunches or simply doing absolutely nothing without feeling guilty about it.

Ideal for dads, grandads, husbands, brothers, uncles, mates, colleagues, neighbours and any newly retired bloke who has earned every single minute of freedom.

Card Details
Premium 5×7 inch greeting card
Bold full-colour front design
Printed message inside
Blank left inside panel for your own message
Envelope included
Free UK delivery
Designed by Laughing Through The Wrinkles
Printed to order
Inside Message

No alarm clock.
No meetings.
No pretending to care about quarterly targets.

Just more time for naps, holidays, hobbies
and becoming the family member
who is mysteriously always “away somewhere nice.”

Enjoy every glorious minute.

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